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Funny Valentine Gifts for Men

Updated on February 9, 2014

Valentine's Day isn't Just for Red Roses - Funny Valentine Gifts for Men

We all know the traditional Valentine gifts - red roses, chocolates and maybe a romantic dinner on the town. But who says you can't have fun, too? If you're looking for some funny Valentine gifts for men, this page can help you out. You'll find a selection of funny Valentine's Day gifts that are great if you want to celebrate the holiday with a new boyfriend without being too "mushy and sentimental" or just to have fun with your long-time best friend and love of your life. Funny Valentine gifts for men are good gag gifts on their own or fun when combined with a more romantic gift, too. Take a look at these funny Valentine gifts for men and see what's right for the man in your life.

Beer Cheese Dart Board Gift Set - Eat and play games

Here's a funny Valentine gift for men who enjoy darts and beer. He can chow down on cheese made of beer while playing regular darts on one side of this board and baseball darts on the other.

Bullseye Treats Dart Board Beer Cheese Gift Set
Bullseye Treats Dart Board Beer Cheese Gift Set
Product description: Hit the Bullseye this with a delicious assortment of beer cheeses and a fun game of darts! A great unique gift that serves up fun with a side of gourmet cheese! This Gift Includes: * 12" Dart Board * 6 Darts * 6 Assorted Gourmet Beer Cheeses.
 

Kiss Me Coupons - Coupons he's sure to redeem

This funny coupon book is a perfect fun and romantic gift for Valentine's Day. The 44 coupons inside are guaranteed to put a smile on his face - and yours, too!

Kiss Me Coupons
Kiss Me Coupons
Examples of coupons in the book: --With this coupon, you get a non-stop body kiss from the top of your head to the tips of your toes. --Let’s kiss like we’re in the final scene of a movie about an epic love affair! --This coupon is good for a long and wonderful kiss under the stars. --Let’s spend the day together and no matter what we’re doing or where we are we’ll stop to kiss each other every thirty minutes.
 

Mix Tape 1GB USB Memory Stick - A useful USB flash drive that looks like an old-fashioned cassette mix tape

If you're old enough to remember cassette tapes, you might remember how couples used to make their own "mix tapes" that included their favorite songs on a cassette. This is a high-tech twist on the old romantic favorite. This 1 GB USB flash drive will hold the music or videos of your choice so you can make him a romantic playlist.

Mix Tape 1GB USB Memory Stick
Mix Tape 1GB USB Memory Stick
Product description: Remember in the days before digital music and MP3 players? If you do then you probably made compilations of all your favourite music to share with your friends and loved ones on good old fashioned blank cassette tapes. If you miss making mix tapes this product will inspire you again! Create your own unique mix tape : 1. Add your own sounds to the USB stick. 2. Place the stick inside the tape-style gift pack. 3. Write a message and include the playlist. 4. Give it to someone you love.
 

Funny Valentine Gifts for Men

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Just My Way of Saying "I Love You" Boxers - Is flatulence funny?

If your guy thinks farting is funny, he'll love these boxer shorts. 'Nuff said.

Control Your Woman Novelty Talking Remote Control for Adults - Funny Valentine gifts for men

Here's a funny gift for men that's great for Valentine's Day or any day. The "Control Your Woman" remote control will give him the illusion of having you completely in his power. When he presses the buttons, a woman's voice will respond with sayings such as "Can I take your order, sir?" Of course, he may soon discover this "secret weapon" doesn't guarantee you'll fix him filet mignon for dinner and respond to every command, but he can enjoy the fantasy for awhile.

Playmaker Toys Control Your Woman Novelty Talking Remote Control for Adults
Playmaker Toys Control Your Woman Novelty Talking Remote Control for Adults
Product description: If only it were as easy as pushing a button! Like Adam Sandler's character in the comedy "Click", you can take control and push your significant others' buttons! Of course, we can't guarantee it'll work the way you really want it to, but it makes a great gag gift anyway. Includes the ever-popular mute button as well as specialized buttons for women featuring snappy one-liners and hilarious sound effects. It'll be more popular than your TV's remote! Sample sayings: Give me a beer...NOW! Can I take your order sir? What do you want to watch on TV tonight honey?
 

Strip Chocolate Checkers - A funny and sexy twist on the classic board game

You've probably never played a checkers game like this. Imagine the classic board game crossed with Strip Poker and some chocolate body paint, and you'll have an idea of what Strip Chocolate Checker is like. He may be laughing when he opens this funny Valentine gift for men, but start playing the game and he'll have romance on his mind.

Strip Chocolate Checkers
Strip Chocolate Checkers
Product description: Strip Chocolate Checkers is a romantic twist on the classic game. Played like regular checkers except as the game goes on, your clothes come off! Perfect for Valentine's Day, a honeymoon, or a romantic getaway, this game is sure to spice things up. Strip Chocolate Checkers also includes jump cards that give instructions on clothing removal, eating of the chocolate game pieces and other fun activities. Another deliciously fun game where nobody loses!
 


Redneck Valentine.. by bubbasbunkhouse
The inside of this card reads, "You're the second best catch I ever made. Happy Valentine's Day!

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